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Discrimination

Once again discrimination rears its ugly head

Discrimination thanks to Roy Taylor

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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