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Discrimination

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Discrimination thanks to Roy Taylor

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The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott

It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery


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