Desert Outhouse

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

The camel does not see her own hump. - Greek Proverb

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. - Jessamyn West

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash