Desert Outhouse

The camel does not see her own hump. - Greek Proverb

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. - Jessamyn West

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash