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I'm here to live out loud. - Emile Zola

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney J Harris

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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