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Car with little room for very loud speakers

Deaf Car thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even it it's a whisper. - Barry Kaufman

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

He who establishes his arguments by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. - Michel de Montaigne

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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