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Car with little room for very loud speakers

Deaf Car thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

I hear voices... and they don't like you. - Unknown

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

The main thing the public demands of a composer is that he be dead. - Arthur Honegger

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney J Harris

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr


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