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Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation

Dead End Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. - Steven Wright

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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