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Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation

Dead End Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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