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Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation

Dead End Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. - Steven Wright

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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