Dead End Road

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.