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Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation

Dead End Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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