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Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation

Dead End Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall


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