Dead End Road

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller