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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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