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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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