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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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