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Crane Wreck

Crane limits - 'weighing' the options

Crane Wreck thanks to Barry McCartney

$4,000,000 9-day old, 250 ton Liebherr Crane - 1st day on the job...

Crane Wreck thanks to Barry McCartney

Failure of back propping beneath the 200mm thick concrete deck...

Crane Wreck thanks to Barry McCartney

Crane support outrigger punches through slab causing crane to lose balance and collapse across the site - onto adjoining property. Crane balanced in the air for approximately 1 hour before...

Crane Wreck thanks to Barry McCartney

Entire rig and boom collapse completely across site...

Crane Wreck thanks to Barry McCartney

and rig falls through to the basement level.

Crane Wreck thanks to Barry McCartney

Crane Wreck thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazingly, no one was injured!

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Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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