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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

Having knowledge and having persuasive answers are two different things. It's a case of how willing you are to trust, and how willing you are to walk the distance. - Ravi Zacharias

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. - Jonathan Carroll

You showed me when I was young just how to grow
You showed me everything that I should know
You showed me just how to walk without your hands
Cuz mom you always were the perfect fan - The Backstreet Boys


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