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Cow Walking

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Cow Walking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame. - Julie Burchill

Having knowledge and having persuasive answers are two different things. It's a case of how willing you are to trust, and how willing you are to walk the distance. - Ravi Zacharias

Hit the sawdust trail, fall on your knees, and receive Christ as your Savior. Then walk out of this tent into the street, get hit by a Mack truck, and go straight to heaven. - Billy Sunday

Forests, lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds, stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowflakes - every form of animate or inanimate existence, leaves its impress upon the soul of man. - Orison Swett Marden

Twenty-year-olds have a kind of emotional idealism about relationships and about the world that enables them to say, 'No, you lied to me. Goodbye.' When they see wickedness, they walk away. - Lorrie Moore

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential. - Ellen Goodman


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