Coming In, Going Out

All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader