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Coming In, Going Out

Wear and tear of the Presidential office

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

As they arrive and leave the White House

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but stand there and take it. - Lyndon Johnson

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser


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