QuotaBillsAll politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai
Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader