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The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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