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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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