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The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

You get biased by your existing understanding of the field. - Rand Fishkin

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. - Muppets

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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