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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

This is a truly international field - no Britons involved. - David Coleman

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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