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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

This is a truly international field - no Britons involved. - David Coleman

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. - Jon Cryer

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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