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A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. - Muppets

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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