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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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