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Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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