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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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