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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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