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Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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