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Cleanup

Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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