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Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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