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Cleanup

Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi


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