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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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