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Worker doing his best to stretch out the day

Cleanup thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Cleaning up the other guy's problem

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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