Christmas Bad Attitude

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer