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Christmas Bad Attitude

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Christmas Bad Attitude thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christmas Bad Attitude thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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