Christmas Bad Attitude

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay