Chain Mail
Medieval knight takes a night off
When chain mail became e-mail
And I thought they used pigeons...
QuotaBillsHistory is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford
History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli
History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster
History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle
History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy
History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke
History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France
History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain
I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha
People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James
The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown
A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman
History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton
I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower
If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett
Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley
Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler
God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr
If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie
I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps
Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey