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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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