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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus. - Archie Bunker

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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