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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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