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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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