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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

An honest man is one who's never been caught. - American Proverb

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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