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The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway


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