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Catch of the Day

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Catch of the Day thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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