QuotaBillsFjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz