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Canadian Kiss

Kissed by a wild moose

Canadian Kiss thanks to Roy Taylor

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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there. - Archie Bunker

You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you! - Isadora Duncan

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: the expert is the one who is still alive. - Donal Henahan

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. - P.J. O'Rourke


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