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Canadian Kiss

Kissed by a wild moose

Canadian Kiss thanks to Roy Taylor

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Wild hornets couldn't drag me there. - Archie Bunker

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you! - Isadora Duncan

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

Happiness is to see the world in a grain of sand, and Heaven in a wild flower, to hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in a single hour. - William Blake

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen

since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you...
and kisses are a better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. - e e cummings


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