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Bus Wait Weight thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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