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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

There are two things in life that cannot wait: fulfilling filial piety and doing good deeds. - Unknown

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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