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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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