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They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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