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I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. - Larry McMurtry

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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