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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

There are two things in life that cannot wait: fulfilling filial piety and doing good deeds. - Unknown

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them. - Unknown

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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