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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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