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Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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