Bucket Bath

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers