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Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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