Bucket Bath

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo