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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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