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Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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