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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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