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Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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