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Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal
It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb
My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon
It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso
You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch
Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver
When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey
Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan