Bucket Bath

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller