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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo