Bubble Boy

Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey