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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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