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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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