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Bubble Boy

When a bubble bath turns into a bubble bed

Bubble Boy thanks to Jody Defries

Nothing better than a warm bath and chocolate to ease the day's stress

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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