Bubble Boy

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert