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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry