Booger Queen

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah