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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell


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