Booger Queen

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah