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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

The truth must dazzle gradually, or every man be blind. - E Dickinson

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vision is the world's most desperate need. There are no hopeless situations, only people who think hopelessly. - Winifred Newman

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

A vision without a task makes a visionary.
A task without a vision is drudgery.
A vision with a task makes a missionary. - Samuel Chadwick

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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