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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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