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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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