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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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