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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

The truth must dazzle gradually, or every man be blind. - E Dickinson

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

The people who actively find faults in others are the same people who are completely blind to their own. - Kristen Butler

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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