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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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