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Blind CarGo

Bubba's under cover car escapes all radar traps

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days you never know what you’ll run into on the road

Blind CarGo thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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