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Biking in Florida

Officials puzzled over recent decline in backroad cycling tours

Biking in Florida thanks to Mike King

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Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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