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One of those digitalis clocks - Archie Bunker

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Alive one hour, dead the next. - Corsican Proverb

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

If you have an hour, will you not improve that hour, instead of idling it away? - Lord Chesterfield

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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