Best Retriever

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer