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Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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