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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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