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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Whatever the status quo is, changing it gives you the opportunity to be remarkable. - Seth Godin

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison