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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy. - E.B. White

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

We should always allow some time to elapse, for time discloses the truth. - Seneca

There is a time for departure - even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

If the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results. - Bill Rodgers

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

It's a myth that you can't have it all. You can have it all. Just maybe not at the same time. - Eva Longoria

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou