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Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Our faces become our biographies. - Cynthia Ozick

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem


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