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Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

Bale Face thanks to Jim Serritella

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Our faces become our biographies. - Cynthia Ozick

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

If I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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