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Vigorous writing is concise. - William Strunk, Jr.

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. - Christina Baldwin

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself. - Albert Camus

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

I have never started a poem yet whose end I knew. Writing a poem is discovering. - Robert Frost

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary. - Ray Knight

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Concentrate on how far you have come, rather than how far you have left to go. The difference in how easy it seems will amaze you. - Heidi Johnson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump


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