#1 humor site on the 'net

Balanced Writer

Staying on top of things

Balanced Writer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you wish to be a writer, write. - Epictetus

A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

That's not writing, that's typing. - Truman Capote

Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. - Christina Baldwin

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown

The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself. - Albert Camus

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Writer: 1. A frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull; 2. One who corrects a wrong. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


Spot the K-Mart Shopper

Designer Lamp

Long Winter

2022 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

New 50 Pence Coin

Truck Art

Redneck Chair Repair

Bus Head Rest

How Big Was It?

Islanders

Extra Weight

Snowgazers

Happy Australia Day!

Starting Your Fireplace On The Roof

Snow Prayers

Snowbaru

Mirror Image

Hurricane Protection

Spot the Thief

Firm Egg

Winter Chair

Storage Puzzle

Training Wheels

School Nap