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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Song Writer: Someone who was calm and composed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit. - Richard Bach

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown

The more you understand silence, that's where the balance comes. - Rick Rubin

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

The writer is either a practicing recluse or a delinquent, guilt-ridden one; or both. Usually both. - Susan Sontag

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Concentrate on how far you have come, rather than how far you have left to go. The difference in how easy it seems will amaze you. - Heidi Johnson

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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