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Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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