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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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