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Baby Sitting

When Dad knee-ds to work on the computer

Baby Sitting thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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