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A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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