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Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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