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Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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