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Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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