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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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