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Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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