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Baby Juggling

Ever had a day when the kids don't demand your attention?

Baby Juggling thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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