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Attention Span

Parents - they can be so demanding

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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