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Attention Span

Parents - they can be so demanding

Attention Span thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Once you figure out what respect tastes like, it tastes better than attention. - Pink

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


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