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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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