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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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