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Antique Earplug

Jethro doesn't like those fancy digital hearing aids

Antique Earplug thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I need to listen well so that I hear what is not said. - Thuli Madonsela

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

It's hard to hear anything new when you are the only one talking. - Rick Godwin

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

If sometimes you can't hear me, (it's because I'm speaking in parentheses). - Steven Wright

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr


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