Antique Earplug

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice. - Shakespeare

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I need to listen well so that I hear what is not said. - Thuli Madonsela

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. - Dick Cavett

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham