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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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