Ant Attack

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill