#1 humor site on the 'net

Ant Attack

Just the right moment, where timing is everything

Ant Attack thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


Geeks On Display

Smores Level Expert

Saskatchewan Freeway

Lost Cat

Trudeau Masterpiece

Circumcision

Vegan Wisdom

Sharp Sign

Pulled You Over

'No Fart Forest' for Extreme Fire Hazards

Leaf Edge

Windmill Guitar

Redneck Shave

Coffee Grinds

Legal Exhibit

Cattle Breeding

Study to Fail

Light Bulb

Lifeguard Distancing

Giant Grasshopper

Horse Hearse

Train Boat

Yarn Bombing a Bus

Canned Art