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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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