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All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

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All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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