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All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

Church sign debate - where the South rocks on

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Virtue in obscurity is rewarded only in Heaven. To succeed in this world you have to be known to people. - Sonia Sotomayor

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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