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All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

Church sign debate - where the South rocks on

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate thanks to Dave Loewen

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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