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Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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