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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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