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Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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