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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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