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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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