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All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan