African Meal on Wheels
Disabled games at the Ezemvelo KZN Wildlife Game Reserve
QuotaBillsOne can say everything best over a meal. - George Eliot
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley
A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage
A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin
You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T
I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill
I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell
Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor
The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx
The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns