African Meal on Wheels

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns