A Beautiful Message About Growing Old

Age is only a number. - Lexi Starling

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

A prune is an experienced plum. - John H Trattner

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato