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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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