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Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

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A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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