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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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