Young Mechanic

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama