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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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