Young Mechanic

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt