Young Mechanic

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner