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Young Mechanic

Mr. Fix-It in his early years, fine tuning his bike-to-be

Young Mechanic thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting a head start on car repairs

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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