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Loving Spoonful

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It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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