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Loving Spoonful

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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

To love at all is to be vulnerable. - C S Lewis

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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