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You Guys Make Me Sick

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You Guys Make Me Sick thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Loving Spoonful

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents. - William Osler

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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