You Guys Make Me Sick

Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Love does not dominate; it cultivates. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I love her and that's the beginning and end of everything. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden