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Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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