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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson


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