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Loving Spoonful

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Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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