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I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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