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Loving Spoonful

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love is the greatest apologetic. - Ravi Zacharias

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Love does not dominate; it cultivates. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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