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Loving Spoonful

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson


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