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You Guys Make Me Sick

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You Guys Make Me Sick thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Loving Spoonful

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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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