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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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