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Worm Bridge

Caution: Slippery when worm-wet!

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Alibi: Slip cover - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Rebate: Putting another worm on the hook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You begin to slip when you'd rather win an argument than be right. - Amish Saying

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly. - Virginia Woolf

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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