Winter Tires

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift