Winter Tires

Don't retire, retread! - Robert K Otterbourg

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy