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Winter Tires

Fir-get those old rubber tires - it's time to spruce'n up your drive!

Winter Tires thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Ukraine logger's inspiration for never-flat tires

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Don't retire, retread! - Robert K Otterbourg

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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