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Winter Tires

Fir-get those old rubber tires - it's time to spruce'n up your drive!

Winter Tires thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Ukraine logger's inspiration for never-flat tires

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Don't retire, retread! - Robert K Otterbourg

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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