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Winter Sucks

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Winter Sucks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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