Winter Sucks

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift