QuotaBillsPayday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare
And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb
Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo
Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta
They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton
We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir
The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift