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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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