QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo
The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo
The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus
We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser
If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson
The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown
Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell