QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare
And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown
You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking
The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift