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Only where graves are is there resurrection. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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