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A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw


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