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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Life grows lovely where you are. - Mathilde Blind

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Life isn't as serious as the mind makes it out to be. - Eckhart Tolle

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

He never wanted to be away from her. She had the spark of life. - Alice Munro

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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