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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Everything that's really worthwhile in life comes to us. - Earl Nightingale

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - Jean de La Bruyere

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is the default state. It's what's there when you remove the sense that something is missing in life. - Naval Ravikant

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus


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