#1 humor site on the 'net

When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

QuotaBills
The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Life is an adventure in forgiveness. - Norman Cousins

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Defries

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - Charles Swindoll

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca


Cliff Side Camping

Childhood Obesity

Meccano Shoe

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

OCD Floor Tiles

Wedding Cake for Men

Baby Birth

Chicken Roost

Magnetic Personality

Cold Corners

Swiss Minigun

Underwater Plane

Fire Destroyed

Groj Sale

You May Pet Me

Whatever Time

Cutting Off Board

Car Swarm

We Open

Cloud Computing

Feather Fashion

Nitrate

Proper English

Winter SOS