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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Life is an adventure in forgiveness. - Norman Cousins

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Our life is the creation of our mind. - Buddha

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

One should count each day a separate life. - Seneca

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why. - William Barclay

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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