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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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