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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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