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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Life is not for everyone. - Michael O'Donoghue

Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

At its best, life is completely unpredictable. - Christopher Walken

Once you're dead you're made for life. - Jimi Hendrix

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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