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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Life grows lovely where you are. - Mathilde Blind

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Temporary insanity moments spice up your life. - Paulo Coelho

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

When you focus on the goodness in your life, you create more of it. - Oprah Winfrey

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

In most areas of life, the less you say, the more profound and mysterious you appear. - Robert Greene

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Don't put your life on hold so that you can dwell on the unfairness of past hurts. - Nick Vujicic

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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