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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Life is not for everyone. - Michael O'Donoghue

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

The best things in life aren't things. - Art Buchwald

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life. - E M Forster

Knowing that you are completely forgiven destroys the power of sin in your life. - Joseph Prince

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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