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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

Once you're dead you're made for life. - Jimi Hendrix

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

Life has no limitations, except the ones you make. - Les Brown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. - Deepak Chopra

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism and faulty eyesight. - Helen Rowland

Don't put your life on hold so that you can dwell on the unfairness of past hurts. - Nick Vujicic

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

If you have three people in your life that you can trust, you can consider yourself the luckiest person in the whole world. - Selena Gomez

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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