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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Life is 10% what happens and 90% of how you react to it. - Charles Swindoll

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Life is a sewer. What you take out depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

Adjustments are necessary along the way because life isn't always rosy, but it is always worth living. - Nick Vujicic

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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