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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

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Life is not for everyone. - Michael O'Donoghue

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Life without purpose is meaningless. - Amy Torres

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Everything that's really worthwhile in life comes to us. - Earl Nightingale

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

One has to take initiative in life to achieve what he or she wants. - Donald Johanson

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The greater the involvement in another's life, the greater is the demand for sacrifice. - Ravi Zacharias

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy


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