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When Life Gets You Down

Sometimes when you're angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem

When Life Gets You Down thanks to Mike King

A little birdie said to me, 'Cheer up - life could be worse!'
So I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse...

Life is not for everyone. - Michael O'Donoghue

life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Life is 10 percent what happens to you and 90 percent how you respond to it. - Lou Holtz

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. - Grace Hansen

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson


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