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Baby's 1st Fly

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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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