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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

You're beautiful, like a May fly. - Ernest Hemingway

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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