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Baby's 1st Fly

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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